An old fave
T-urn?
Five for four for the price of three for two for one
Beaten generation
Tossed off
It was pointed out to me (after this one appeared in the paper) that her right hand is on back to front.
Is this a rare occurrence of bad anatomical rendering, or are there others lurking in the archives? You tell us. And before you ask, godzillas do have nostrils on the end of their . . . beak things.
Poultry excuse
This includes the international standard signifier of old people: high pants PW
The short arm of the law
Cod psychology
Late knight shopping
Free radicals
It's been in the family for over 35 minutes
Art is anal
Long slow comfortable screw against the wall
The daily rind
Liquid lunch
Seating arrangement
Devoid of eastern promise
I think this may have foxed a few people. It plays on the trope that if a chinese/indian restaurant is frequented by diners of same ethnic origin, the food is probably authentic. We struggled with it for a bit, because our original idea seemed to run the risk of appearing slightly racist. Somehow the flip-side, that if the diners weren't chinese then the food wouldn't be any good, seemed to avoid this mis-interpretation - but the joke may have been compromised slightly. Here's the original for comparison. We were probably being over-sensitive - hand-wringing Guardianistas that we are.
Soft sell
Under the knife