Blow my cork

I can't really remember how we got to discussing the sexual self-sufficiency of the Champagne bottle, but there were earnest debates about just how erect the corcscrew needed to be in this image. I think I was arguing that it should be up in the air a bit, but yes, perhaps that would look a bit unnatural. The fact that we were discussing the verisimilitude of that aspect of the scene while happily accepting that this corkscrew was a) talking and b) trying to get a shag is a bit ironic, and probably means we need to get fresh air and meet some people. PW