Responsibly sauced

Now someone on the Twitter-thing clearly wasn't happy with this: "Poor show!" they twet. For the avoidance of any doubt, we weren't trying to poke fun at the prehistoric innuendo of the saucy seaside postcard by recasting it with a Guardian-reading man becoming excited by a baker's catering to those with a gluten intolerance, thereby completely overlooking an obvious opportunity for smut. We just wanted to draw something that looked a bit like boobs PW