And now for an infommercial
Apologies for staging a coup in Berger and Wyse towers, but the band what I am in, The London Snorkelling Team are playing a week at London's glittering Roundhouse. See below for a public information film with all you need to know in order to safely attend … PW
London Snorkelling Team public information film from London Snorkelling Team on Vimeo.
Stomach bug
One fast pig
Roger's back! And clearly in a much healthier mental state. He was last seen in a field, with a felt tip in his snout … PW
Good things come to those in small packages
This has definitely sparked one of the more unusual enquiries to B&W towers: a request to use the image in the maths section of an entrance and scholarship paper at a school. Our children are doomed PW
What the tomato family did for Andy Warhol
Boody hell, even tomatoes have nicer furniture than I do. And a rug. I'm in the wrong job. PW
The edge of reason
Apple for the teacher
No fruits were harmed in the making of this cartoon PW
Dark chocolate with 70% pure ego
Roar meat
A bit anxious about returning to the idea of sick on the food pages, having had the godzillas throwing up a whole pub and a chinese takeaway only the other week, but the persuasive formula of i (inspiration) + p (perspiration) -D (Deadline) drove us to it. PW
Stoned again
A sausage of the night
Next of fin
Hey, we're throwing up a party
This is our festive entry, and with that, we wish you a very merry Christmas. PW
Sweet FA
Plenty of discussion over the right level of swearing for this one, since while the Guardian doesn't do ridiculous things such as ****ing up the text with stars, they did balk at the idea of a "strawberry fuckwit". Does anyone have a recipe for that, by the way? PW
Loyalty chard
My folks have an allotment, and I sort of vaguely based the couple on them, so I emailed my mum the cartoon — this is the exchange that took place:
Me — here's the food cartoon. You might need help with this one, depends how up on your Kirk Douglas movies you are . . .
Mum — explain dearest.
Me — Spartacus. Sounds like Asparagus. We have checked, other people get it!
Mum — that's alright then as long as other people get it but maybe he should look more like Kirk Douglas.
Righto. JB
Car-bonara
Pun in the oven
From the archives
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The land of milk and honey
